The Armed Republic of OIS Sabotage is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 573 million OIS Sabotageans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient OIS Sabotagean economy, worth 68.2 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,055 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OIS Sabotage's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OIS Sabotage is ranked 25,649^th in the world and 58^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.